Some random jokes

Been sitting next to a new room heater. The RHS of me is in Mumbai now, while the LHS is in Delhi, while me sitting in Rajasthan.

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Had gud+cashew as a mid meal snack. My fingers are greasy, helps with a smooth zoom out on the trackpad.

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If you want to feel really hot, keep your laptop on your lap. 100% tried and  tested super effective technique!

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How to distinguish an amateur from a pro?
A pro is someone who has enabled “Add Space After Paragraph” in a doc, instead of pressing “Enter” twice.

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Desi culture is
Moms being okay with kids carrying
heavy bags of groceries or even suitcases

But not trusting them to lift a pressure cooker at home.

Tu gira degi!

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That’s it folks! Worked whole day on it 🙂

Chalo, have a great Sunday!